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Whoopi Goldberg To Sue Costa Rica Blogger For “Fake News” Report

Whoopi Goldberg To Sue Costa Rica Blogger For “Fake News” Report

Q COSTA RICA – “Costa Rica is not big enough for the lawsuit that’s coming your way,” are the words by American actor Whoopi Goldberg, hitting back at a “fake news” website, allegedly based in Costa Rica, that ran a story she claims endangered her life. “I’m coming for you,” says the host of The […]

Costa Rica: Crocodiles Of The Tarcoles River Threaten Blockades

Costa Rica: Crocodiles Of The Tarcoles River Threaten Blockades

“Elvis”, the leader of the crocodile movement in Tarcoles, Costa Rica. This is a satire news piece. TORRES REPORT (SATIRE NEWS)  – In the small Central America island country of Costa Rica, at the Tarcoles River bridge, tourists who daily flock to watch the Costa Rican crocodiles below, will soon be in for a surprise, […]

Queen Of England Announces Restoration Of British Rule Over United States

Queen Of England Announces Restoration Of British Rule Over United States

Queen Elizabeth II is the longest-reigning UK monarch LONDON (The Torres Report) In an unexpected televised address on Tuesday, the Queen of England announced to restoration of British rule over the United States of America. Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II said that she was making the offer […]

$200 Million Dollar Treasure Found Off Costa Rica’s Pacific Coast

$200 Million Dollar Treasure Found Off Costa Rica’s Pacific Coast

US$200 million dollar lost treasure found on Cocos Island, located off the Pacific coast of Costa Rica. (VATICAN ENQUIRER) San José | A group of Costa Rican park rangers patrolling in the Isla del Coco national park after a recent storm, have discovered one of the most amazing treasure hoards in modern history. The treasure […]

President-elect Trump Won’t Be Moving Into White House After Election Win

President-elect Trump Won’t Be Moving Into White House After Election Win

(The Torres Report) Word from Washington is that president-elect Donald J. Trump will not be moving into the While House, rather, plans to move the highest office in the land to the opulent new Trump luxury Washington DC hotel with high ceilings and marble bathrooms, less than a mile from the White House. A confidential […]