Thursday 25 February 2021

Tico Humour: God, Satan and The Caja

The following is translated from Humoralotico.com, (humour tico style) titled: Dios, Satanas y la C.C.S.S. (Costa Rica’s social security), also known as La Caja.

Caja_Seguro_Social_Costa_RicaGOD populated the earth with spinach, cauliflower, broccoli, and all kinds of vegetables, for the Men and Women can feed and lead a healthy life.

And ‘SATAN‘ created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s created the Big Mac.

- Advertisement -

And SATAN said to Man: ‘Do you want it with French fries and Coca-Cola?

And the man said, ‘Big size, please … and apple pie’.

And Man gained weight.

And GOD said, ‘Let there be light yogurt and granola, for women to keep the silhouette that I created with the rib of man.

- Advertisement -

And SATAN created the tres leches (three milk cake) and torta chilena (Chilean cake) and caramel flan

And the woman gained weight.

And GOD created vegetables in salads and extra virgin olive oil, red wine; and he saw that it was good.

And SATAN made ice cream and the milk churchill with double Pinito and condensed milk.

And the woman gained weight.

And GOD said, ‘Look I have given vegetables and fruits in abundance, that will serve as food and fiber to cleanse your body.’

- Advertisement -

And SATAN produced chicharron (pork rinds), white beans and chifrijo.

And Man gained weight, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And GOD created the courts and gyms and weights and abs. And the man decided to run and lift weights to lose those extra kilos.

But SATAN conceived cable television and added the remote control so Man would not have to get up to change channels between ESPN and FOX Sports, with the sweat of his brow. And Satan saw that it was good.

CcssAnd Man gained weight.

And the man came to have clogged coronary arteries.

And GOD said: ‘It is not good that man has a heart attack.’ And then created the catheterization and cardiovascular surgery.

And what do you think SATAN thought of next ?????

He created the Caja Costarricense de Seguro Social … so no one could OPERATED ON TIME !!!!

- Advertisement -

FACT CHECK:
We strive for accuracy in its reports. But if you see something that doesn’t look right, send us an email. The Q reviews and updates its content regularly to ensure it’s accuracy.

Ricohttp://www.theqmedia.com
"Rico" is the crazy mind behind the Q media websites, a series of online magazines where everything is Q! In these times of new normal, stay at home. Stay safe. Stay healthy.

Related Articles

Legislative Assembly officially inaugurated new building amid protests and disorder

QCOSTARICA - Costa Rica's Legislative Assembly officially inaugurated its new building...

CNE: 19 cantons maintain a high risk of contagion

QCOSTARICA - In total, 19 cantons in six provinces maintain a...

MOST READ

Restaurant owners applaud the end of the daytime restriction on weekends

QCOSTARICA - The elimination of the daytime sanitary vehicle restrictions in less than a week, given the drop in infections and hospitalizations due to...

General Cañas tolls will remain despite the congestion

RICO's TICO BULL - Despite the tremendous congestion, in both directions, caused by the works in the area of the Firestone plant on the...

Costa Rica confirms presence of coronavirus variants emerged in UK and South Africa

QCOSTARICA - Costa Rica already reports variants of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes covid-19 that emerged in the United Kingdom and South Africa and...

New cold push will bring gusts of up to 100 km/h and cooler temperatures this weekend

QCOSTARICA - A cold push is expected to grip all of Costa Rica this weekend, with wind gusts of up 100 km/h and cooler...

Covid-19 contagion rate in Costa Rica rises slightly, but new cases continue to decline

QCOSTARICA - The contagion rate of covid-19 in Costa Rica rose slightly in the last week according to the most recent analysis by the...

Chevrolet will have an exhibition of vintage cars older than 90 years

HQ - This Friday, February 19, and Saturday, February 20, Chevrolet and Taller Grupo Q will have a "Fan Day", which will be held...

Costa Rica, Cuba to cooperate in television and radio broadcasting

HQ (Prensa Latina) Costa Rica and Cuba on Friday signed a framework cooperation agreement between the National System of Radio and Television S.A. (SINART)...

Ríos Tropicales rafting company announces closure

HQ - The Costa Rican rafting company, Ríos Tropicales, closed permanently due to the economic impact of the pandemic after 35 years of operations. "As...

El Salvador gets its first batch of covid-19 vaccines

Q24N - On Wednesday, El Salvador, received its first batch - 20,000 doses - of the AstraZeneca vaccines, allowing the country to begin immunizing...

WANT TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH THE LATEST!

Get our daily newsletter with the latest posts directly in your mailbox. Click on the subscribe and fill out the form. It's that simple!

Log In

Forgot password?

Forgot password?

Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.

Your password reset link appears to be invalid or expired.

Log in

Privacy Policy

Add to Collection

No Collections

Here you'll find all collections you've created before.