Saturday 18 September 2021

Tico Humour: God, Satan and The Caja

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The following is translated from Humoralotico.com, (humour tico style) titled: Dios, Satanas y la C.C.S.S. (Costa Rica’s social security), also known as La Caja.

Caja_Seguro_Social_Costa_RicaGOD populated the earth with spinach, cauliflower, broccoli, and all kinds of vegetables, for the Men and Women can feed and lead a healthy life.

And ‘SATAN‘ created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s created the Big Mac.

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And SATAN said to Man: ‘Do you want it with French fries and Coca-Cola?

And the man said, ‘Big size, please … and apple pie’.

And Man gained weight.

And GOD said, ‘Let there be light yogurt and granola, for women to keep the silhouette that I created with the rib of man.

And SATAN created the tres leches (three milk cake) and torta chilena (Chilean cake) and caramel flan

And the woman gained weight.

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And GOD created vegetables in salads and extra virgin olive oil, red wine; and he saw that it was good.

And SATAN made ice cream and the milk churchill with double Pinito and condensed milk.

And the woman gained weight.

And GOD said, ‘Look I have given vegetables and fruits in abundance, that will serve as food and fiber to cleanse your body.’

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And SATAN produced chicharron (pork rinds), white beans and chifrijo.

And Man gained weight, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And GOD created the courts and gyms and weights and abs. And the man decided to run and lift weights to lose those extra kilos.

But SATAN conceived cable television and added the remote control so Man would not have to get up to change channels between ESPN and FOX Sports, with the sweat of his brow. And Satan saw that it was good.

CcssAnd Man gained weight.

And the man came to have clogged coronary arteries.

And GOD said: ‘It is not good that man has a heart attack.’ And then created the catheterization and cardiovascular surgery.

And what do you think SATAN thought of next ?????

He created the Caja Costarricense de Seguro Social … so no one could OPERATED ON TIME !!!!

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